Well, my pregnancy has brought me a bit of a catch 22. I have nausea, so I eat saltine crackers. The saltine crackers give me heartburn. I stop eating the crackers and take some tums, the nausea comes back. So, I eat some more saltines. The heartburn comes back… etc. etc. etc. What is a poor fat girl to do?! As of today, 7 weeks along.